who's your daddy

When Life Gives you Lemons, Post Demotivators

Hello family, I've been feeling really down lately and I'm sure somebody once said that a good way to cope with that is to laugh. So with that in mind, here's my attempt to spread some laughter and maybe feel a little better...and I especially hope all of you enjoy them.

I think that guy crossed it a while ago.
I'd like to think the reason the Bald Eagle is our nation's symbol has something to do with this picture.

I think the caption for this one could be an accurate depiction of my life to this point.

Hey look, it's a photo from the future of Dad.

Or, they could've just put a picture of me here because it seems that there's something about me that drives away the ladies.

You're Welcome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqF8lcKTLw0&feature=feedu

Check this out, and thanks me later.

Tomb of the Unknow in Athens: Change of the Guard

Athens

I am in Athens today. The only evidence you'll have is my word. Since CAroline chucked my camera to the floor, it has ceased to operate. That coupled with me stepping on it in 2006 in Iraq have convinced me to buy a new camera. I went to Acropolis and the Parliament/Tomb of teh Unknown Soldier. Both sites were really neat. The Parthenon sits way up high on a hill. I never realized. I ate some good Greek food at a nearby restaurant. They had really good food, especially cheese and dessert. The lamb was kind of like Iraq. It even feels a little like Iraq here. Minus explosions. I met some of the protesters. There's this one lady that has been singing/whining like a cat in a megaphone for the past 3 days. I asked the officer in chage of the change of the guard if she was driving them crazy yet. There's also this weird guy standing in front of the Parliament, frozen with his arms up in the air. I guess he thinks he's a prophet or something. He's been around for years, they said. The students also had a microphone/soapbox thing going which was interesting. The change of the guard is cool. They have these balls on their boots that make them look like Mickey Mouse boots. I go to meetings at the embassy tomorrow and then on to Turkey.

Demotivators

Sorry for the delay, but I was on the river all day Saturday. So, without delay here's the latest batch of Demotivators.

Ben and Dave were big fans of the Anorexia one from last week, so here's one that's along the same lines.

Because nothing says I love you like a bouquet of Cholesterol.

But, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on.


Now here's a guy who knows how to stop the ball.

And I'd be remiss if I didn't pay tribute to METAL \m/

Scalped Sandals

Hey all, Dave requested these first photos after I told him about what happened. I went on a rafting trip with some other YSAs down the Ocoee River, when it was over I looked down at my sandals and asked myself "Hmm, what's missing from this picture?"

This is what the bottom of my sandals look like now.

Ever wonder what the bottom of a sandal sole looks like? Here's your answer.

And here's the side by side, I only have one sole because I think the other one is somewhere in the Ocoee.

Demotivators

Welcome one and all to the latest edition of the sometimes motivating, hopefully always amusing, Demotivational Posters. Bon apetite and I hope all is going well for everyone.

This explains a lot, doesn't it?

" Keep firing, morons."

Quality slide faceplants

Independce Day Demotivators

Hello all, I'm hanging in here at Fort Campbell and am in the midst of enjoying a four-day weekend for Independence Day. In keeping with the spirit of the times, I thought I'd share demotivators with patriotic themes (sorry if you've seen some of these before). So, enjoy the fireworks, barbecues, and the latest quintet of de-mos.

And for the last two, I thought I'd showcase two of our coolest Presidents.