Hello family. I hope that all of you are either having a wonderful holiday break with family and/or friends or gearing up for said holiday festivities. Here's an early Christmas present from me to all of you, five good Demotivators. By way of explanation for this first one, Ben asked me if I've seen "Breaking Dawn", and after I retched at the thought of seeing that movie I thought of this poster. Below is the only way I'd voluntarily see that movie, or any other Twilight for that matter.

Those Greeks are sitting on a gold mine and don't even know it.

UPS should have a guy like this.