I'd just like to thank my Mom and all those little people who believed me. The village that raised me. I love you guys. Speaking of which, I just took a genetics test and I can answer any and all of your questions about what your upcoming childrens will look like.

AfroDave gets Mundo atencion!

Dave

I suspect this is but the first of many online and scholarly publications and citations that will bear your name!

Shea

David Shama reporting

I'm world famous....

check it out

http://www.munhispano.com/?sid=2462138&nid=148

Collecting HURL memorabilia.

This is Shea. I would like a copy of the HURL (and the Blown Chunks) picture on the blog. Please email...STAT!

profiling

Shea, your profile is excellent. you've inspired me to modify my own. rock on.

Take off, Hosers!

This is Shea. I have taken the lead in developing our profile. I have decided finally on a career opportunity that was presented to me and now Katie can stop kicking me in the crotch! What a relief!

holla

so my shoulder is healed. I know you were all itching to know. i also am searching for opportunities to wear dad's excellent suit but they're kind of hard to come by since church is apparently out of the question. i also want everyone to know that i've selected twelve medical schools that i'd like to apply to but i'm scared that i won't get into any because they're all uber hard. i was going to apply to a couple of safety schools but then i found out that they were both for black people only. kind of embarassing. i like the pictures. party on guys.

p.s. we're about to learn about male-pattern baldness in genetics so i'll be sure to give you the low down.

I just got in, sweet, now I can contribute to the blog. Let me just first say, in my official debut post (ahem): LED ZEPPELIN RULES!

PS to "Bowels"

Here are the other pictures that I mentioned in the previous entry. xox Mom

Christmas in the Bowels of America

Darling Children...We wanted you to see some of our Christmas photos...I think you will recognize most of the people in the pictures. The one of David and Steve kneeling on the snowy steps was taken at the old house on Ferncliff...we should have had David wearing the Star Patrol helmet but you get the idea. Ben and Marinda stopped by on their way back to Clarksville, and I posed with them in the lovely apron that Katie gave me for Christmas. I'm planning to wear it to the next Stake RS function...what do you think? We love you all...keep up the good work. CTR Mom and Dad

PS The picture of Dave in the wig was taken on New Year's Eve...he and Steve were headed to the YSA party and participants were given the option of dressing in some sort of retro gear. So, I dragged out Dad's wedding suit, and Dave is wearing it in the picture. He begged to take it with him to school, but I made him promise not to wear it to church...help me!