Demotivators

Random demotivators, hope you enjoy them.

I really hope this isn't how The Dark Knight Rises will end.

Oakley looks like Dave

Check this out guys.

Demotivators

Here's the latest batch, hope you all enjoy.

Check out this last one.

Sorry for the delay in this post, but I had the privelege of enjoying a great four-day weekend with Mom and Dad (and Bethany, Lucy, and Hailey for a couple of days) and was delayed. Here are five more gems of demotivation, I hope all of you enjoy them.

I wanted to post this one for Dad.
This one is for Mom.

This one is funny on its own, and also describes how I feel about love and relationships at this point.

Even More Demotivators

Hey all, I suppose it's no secret that I've been going through a dark spot of late, so hopefully Demotivators will help me get out of my dark spot and provide a laugh for all of you. Bon apetite.

I wonder if they have a group that dresses like Donald or Goofy.

Demotivators

Back to Business

The Reunion was great, thanks to everybody for giving me a great four-day respite from my increasingly annoying daily grind, but now it's back to business. That being said here, after a slight delay, is the latest batch of Demotivators...bon apetite.

I wonder how he does on Road Rash.

After Dave becomes a Doctor, I wonder if he'll get a case like this.

Uprising stuff

1. Dr. Christopher Flizak (US Army CPT retired): He was the youngest enlisted soldier in GEN Anders' 2nd Polish Corps during WWII at 10 years old. On September 1st, 1939, he was happy because it was announced that school was canceled in their small Polish town on the eastern border with Russia. The Nazis had invaded and the whole town started digging antitank trenches. On September 17th, the town was captured by the invading Soviet army and his father, an officer in the border army unit, was captured. Somehow, his father got word to the family that they should flee to southeaster Poland, what is now Ukraine, to stay with an aunt an uncle. Not long after Dr. Flizak's mother, sister and he got to this town, the NKVD (KGB) deported them to Siberia. His mother and sister ended up in an African refugee camp for most of the war. Dr. Flizak went looking for his father. While starving in Siberia, he was enlisted at the age of 10 by the Polish 2nd Corps and traveled with them through Iraq, Palestine, Italy until the unit was decommissioned in Britain after the war. After that, he emigrated to the US where he enlisted in the Army, fought in the Korean War with the Rakkasahns where he earned the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and Purple heart. We ran into each other on August 1st, just after W hour (1700) in Powazki Cemetery where Underground veterans gather every year to commemorate the beginning of the Warsaw Uprising.
2. Brian and Juliette: Brian (Bronek) is one of two surviving members of his platoon from the Warsaw Uprising in 1944. After the Uprising, he was captured by the Nazis and stuck in the Gestapo prison in Krakow. He escaped a few days before mass executions. Juliette survived Sept 11, 2001, where she was working in the north tower on the 82nd floor when it was hit on the 87th floor. She descended on her own to the 20th floor where she collapsed and was dragged out by two men the rest of the way. When the south tower collapsed, she nearly suffocated on the debris. They are both Americans who immigrated from Poland.
3. CPT Jerzy Bartnik "Magik": This man is the youngest recipient of Poland's Virtuti Militari, our equivalent of the Medal of Honor. He was 14 years old. He was a member of the "Parasol" Special Operations and Diversions Unit of the Underground Army during the Uprising. He was blonde, blue-eyed and spoke excellent German and conducted many missions behind enemy lines. His pseudonym "Magik" means Magician in Polish. He got it for surviving so many suicide missions. He made it through enemy lines to the Allies in Italy, for example, to bring intelligence. The Allies wanted to send him to London. He refused and returned back through Nazi territory to Warsaw to rejoin his unit. After the war, he emigrated to the US since he was wanted/unwelcome by governing Polish Communisits as a potential insurrectionary. He gave a speech in May at the US Ambassador's house about how thankful he was for America because she gave him the opportunity to have a family.
4. GEN Stefan Baluk (2nd from right): This man was an officer in Poland's famed unit, "Cichociemni" which means "Dark and Silent." These guys parachuted one by one into occupied Poland to help organize and reinforce Underground units. He made his way to Warsaw in order to help fight and lead in the Uprising. This is a picture of him cutting the ribbon of the new "Cichociemni" exhibit at Warsaw's Uprising Museum. With him is Poland's "GROM" commander, COL Jerzy Gut (3rd from right). GROM is Poland's current elite Special Ops unit that claims its heritage from the Cichociemni. Both he and the officer on the left are in their 90's now and fought in the Uprising in '44.

Demotivators

You know the drill, here's the latest lineup, hope you enjoy.

I believe this group was started in the wake of the Disco Age, to ensure such a travesty never happened again.

Katie, I don't if this will help with your difficulties in the field, but I thought I'd give it a shot.

Seasick Steve

This guy is the best thing to come out in a while.