Collecting HURL memorabilia.

This is Shea. I would like a copy of the HURL (and the Blown Chunks) picture on the blog. Please email...STAT!

profiling

Shea, your profile is excellent. you've inspired me to modify my own. rock on.

Take off, Hosers!

This is Shea. I have taken the lead in developing our profile. I have decided finally on a career opportunity that was presented to me and now Katie can stop kicking me in the crotch! What a relief!

holla

so my shoulder is healed. I know you were all itching to know. i also am searching for opportunities to wear dad's excellent suit but they're kind of hard to come by since church is apparently out of the question. i also want everyone to know that i've selected twelve medical schools that i'd like to apply to but i'm scared that i won't get into any because they're all uber hard. i was going to apply to a couple of safety schools but then i found out that they were both for black people only. kind of embarassing. i like the pictures. party on guys.

p.s. we're about to learn about male-pattern baldness in genetics so i'll be sure to give you the low down.

I just got in, sweet, now I can contribute to the blog. Let me just first say, in my official debut post (ahem): LED ZEPPELIN RULES!

PS to "Bowels"

Here are the other pictures that I mentioned in the previous entry. xox Mom

Christmas in the Bowels of America

Darling Children...We wanted you to see some of our Christmas photos...I think you will recognize most of the people in the pictures. The one of David and Steve kneeling on the snowy steps was taken at the old house on Ferncliff...we should have had David wearing the Star Patrol helmet but you get the idea. Ben and Marinda stopped by on their way back to Clarksville, and I posed with them in the lovely apron that Katie gave me for Christmas. I'm planning to wear it to the next Stake RS function...what do you think? We love you all...keep up the good work. CTR Mom and Dad

PS The picture of Dave in the wig was taken on New Year's Eve...he and Steve were headed to the YSA party and participants were given the option of dressing in some sort of retro gear. So, I dragged out Dad's wedding suit, and Dave is wearing it in the picture. He begged to take it with him to school, but I made him promise not to wear it to church...help me!

by the way, joe isn't pictured in the archive foto either. he should be joe mama jones.

shoulder pains

This is afrodave speaking. so i was snowboarding last tuesday and the lamination that was beginnign to peel on the bottom of the board caught on the snow and i promptly faceplanted on the mountain. i sort of slept it off in the lodge waiting for my friends to finish amidst chinese women talking about i don't know what. later that night my shoulder started to hurt and now i have to put on my coat all weird and hug myself constantly so that the shoulder doesn't hurt. i thought i'd just share with you guys... you know... blog it up. so the moral is: snowboarding can hurt. ojo. part on guys.

ben for tuna

dude, your name should be ben-for-tuna, benny the baker, or captain ben of justice. check out the pinball wizard dude.

artist: the who
song: pinball wizard
tabbed by: Crash
i hope you like and pleaze rate it i want five stars
Bass comes in 32 seconds into the song
Verse: G---------------------
D------9-------99-----
A---------7h9-----9---
E-77------------------2x,

then
G---------------------
D------7---------77---
A----------5h7------7-
E-55------------------2x,
then
G--------------------
D------5--------55---
A---------3h5------5-
E-33-----------------2x,
then
G----------------------
D------4---------4-----
A----------2h4-----4-2-
E-22-------------------

Chorus:"Sure plays a mean pinball"
G------------------
D------------------
A-22-0-5-----------
E--------00-00000--2x,
then play the verse again, then the chorus 2x, then3rd riff

"He's a pinball wizard there has to be a twist a pinball wizards"
G---------------------------------
D---------------------------------
A--------5----------5----------5--
E-3xx5xx----3-3-5xx----3xx-5xx----
"Got such a supple wrist"
G------------------------------
D------------------------------
A-77777777-555555555555555555--
E------------------------------
Fourth riff "how do you think he does it"
G-------------
D-------------
A-555-3-2-0---
E-----------3-
4x but on the fourth time play
G-----
D-----
A-5~--
E-----
Play verse once, the chorus twice, the 3rd riff and then stop for the breakdown at 2 minutes and 15 seconds into the song, start playing the verse again at 2 minutes and 29 seconds into the song then play the chorus once and fade out.